Once you accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. (Albert Einstein)


I base my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch. (Gilda Radner)


She was what we used to call a suicide blonde…dyed by her own hand. (Saul Bellow)


1000 milliliters of wet socks=1 literhosen


Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. (Mark Twain)


There are three ways a man can wear his hair: parted, unparted or departed.


Never wear polyester to a wiener roast.


Five words you never hear in Las Vegas…”Does this go with this?”