TONGUE TWISTERS

 

Girl gargoyles and guy gargoyles

 

Fred fed Ted bread. Then Ted fed Fred bread.

 

A noisey noise annoys an oyster

 

Where are all our oars?

 

Free flea spray

 

The sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick

 

Brush each pretzel

 

A wet red work rag

 

A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits

 

Mrs. Smith’s Fish Sauce Shop

 

Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?

 

How are our hors d’oeuvres?

 

Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not.

So it is better to be Shott than Nott.

Some say Nott was not shot.

But Shott says he shot Nott.

Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot,

            or Nott was shot.

If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.

But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,

            then Shott was shot, not Nott.

However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott,

            but Nott.

 

Steamed stingray wings

 

Fred’s Award World