Girl gargoyles and guy gargoyles


Fred fed Ted bread. Then Ted fed Fred bread.


A noisey noise annoys an oyster


Where are all our oars?


Free flea spray


The sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick


Brush each pretzel


A wet red work rag


A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits


Mrs. Smith’s Fish Sauce Shop


Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?


How are our hors d’oeuvres?


Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not.

So it is better to be Shott than Nott.

Some say Nott was not shot.

But Shott says he shot Nott.

Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot,

            or Nott was shot.

If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.

But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,

            then Shott was shot, not Nott.

However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott,

            but Nott.


Steamed stingray wings


Fred’s Award World